Cathartic Discharge, Inc.

When?
was
the
last
time
you
wanted
to
shoot!

your
computer...

Yesterday, right?

When you hit Send and your nine page letter to the IRS vaporized with no backup?
When you were on hold for a tech support call for 20 minutes, finishing 37 games of Microsoft pinball, and the next thing you hear is a dail tone?
When you hit Save on the final draft of your PhD thesis in mathematics that unlocks the riddle of pi just as the power went out in half the state?
When shareware you downloaded from www.kommissar.ru loaded 397 autodialer spyware trojans and you got to reinstall Windows XP for the 7th time this year?

Friend, at long last, thanks to the obsessive efforts of Cathartic Discharge, Inc.'s R & D department, there is a joyful existential dawn. With this advance in contemporary mental health therapeutics, you can have a nice day, learn to wag your tail again, release that poisonous buildup of tightly coiled frustration and black swirling anomie.

NOW
For you
Right here
This very minute
Relief is Only a Capitalist Transaction Away
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE! BEWARE OF VICARIOUS EXPERIENCES!
,

From the Oregon outback where gunz n' ammo are a way of life, Cathartic Discharge, Inc. has recently hired the services of semi-retired CIA contract assassin, LeRoy Grundhauser, (not his real name) to provide the digitally frustrated citizen with a cathartic "payback" moment, an impetus to full mental hygeine in the age of info. Under strict government laboratory conditions, we have riddled a variety of computer hard drives with full metal jacket ordinance so that you can maintain sanity and emerge victorious over Murphy's Law.



CIA wet works operative
Leroy Grundhauser

 

 

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TESTIMONIALS
A few of our early success stories
"Thank you, I have spared my family an ugliness".
-M. Smudge, Topeka
"My God, life is a roseate sea of digestive enzymes again"
-Hon. Earl of Burneydick OBE, London
"As far from herkimer as it gets"
-Antoine Zounds, Dakar
"Unbelievably it works on my vibrator!"
-Babs Maraschino, Key West

 


Slide this 9mm upgrade
into your drive bay
and watch
the OS stability factor rise


The Cathartic Discharge, Inc. item you are about to buy is an archive numbered original work of contemporary art, signed and dated by artist/heretic/savant Walter Alter.

This sculpture is suitable for display, fondling, placing under your wish pillow or dangling in front of your data aquisition system as a warning to not misbehave. You have hit back and the computer knows it.


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An intimate note from the artist:

"Hi Kids, I just want to say thanks. These are juicy collector's items, starting at #1. Better get in on the craze before the next technological revolution bites us on the ass..."
................................................................................................-Walter Alter


C
athartic Discharge, Inc.
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